Well... It's too dang late now...
JBW of Brain Rage exposes the truth about Democrats and babies. It's on, people.
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"The Democrats want a war on babies. I cringe at the thought of just being around people like Katha Pollitt, and for my readers with infants and young children, hold your loved ones close - you might have one too many for the state-planning mandarins of the Obama-Pelosi new age."
Well said, Don! You're right to try scaring your readers with this; Pollitt speaks for the entire left and now you've exposed our diabolical plan: forced abortions for whomever Emperor Obama chooses! China was just the remote testing ground for our culling program but we long ago refined our baby-hating agenda and were just waiting for the go ahead from "The One" (that's the secret code-name we've given him; shh, don't tell anyone) to launch the operation.
But now that the secret is out enough messing around: I want every reader of this blog to register with the Obama White House posthaste, informing them of how many children you have, their age and weight (fat kids eat more) and whether you are more willing to embrace communism or nihilism as your family's new religion.
Oh, I almost forgot: you'll also need to report to your local mosque to receive an "O" tattoo around your right eye, a la X-men: Days of Future Past-style (Obama's a comic fanboy, after all). It'll incorporate a tiny bar code that will have to be laser-scanned several times a day once everybody except Muslims and atheists have been rounded up and placed in their respective camps; the shit part is that you'll be painfully yet temporarily blinded for awhile every time you're scanned but the really shit part is that this was done intentionally, so as to fulfill Emperor Obama's decree that every law now be enforced "in a dickish manner".
I've been made assistant precinct captain for the local Christian internment camp here in the Bay Area but I hope to be running my own precinct by Obama's first State of the Soviet Union address (yes, that's what you're going to have to start calling it now). So let's get moving, people! This is the change we've been waiting for! Obama! Nihilism! Wooo!
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(At least he doesn't let the baby out of the bath regarding "The One's" new book: To Serve Babies. I'm not sure the public is ready for that bit of "hope and change," yet. But soon, fellow nihilists... Soon.)
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Great Post Anti Donald. Your insight is without peer! Your poop does not stink! You speak for the vast Christian majority when you put down the nihilist scum. They will all burn in hell. There are 666 of them. Respac is their leader. His name in ancient Greek means evil bastard.
I know we hate the gay lifestyle Anti Donald but if I could I would marry you and bear more exceptional open minded to the evil the nihilists represent babies. Thank you for being so wise and wonderful!
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Unless he's a trannie, I'm pretty sure that should be Uncle Donald. Otherwise, spot on, ye of many name-ed one...
Donald banned me General Respac. I hope I can still be an effective soldier in your army of progressive Nihilists even though I can't help keep watch on one of the chief enemies of truth and freedom.
Frankly, I don't see how you guys can even read Donald's ramblings, and I say that as someone who regularly visits RedState for amusement. That dude is such a delusional squirrely hypocrite that it's not even fun reading his garbage. It's just sad.
I'm not even sure what bugs me more: The total lack of self-awareness that allows him to imagine he's a high-minded intellectual, while committing all the logical fallacies and personality quirks he attacks us for; or that he so rarely writes anything original or concrete. He's basically just a cheap Instapundit knock-off whose posts mostly consist of quoting other people and giving an implicit endorsement; but which allows him maneuvering room if the person he quoted was wrong or offensive. And no matter how hard you try to pin down what he's trying to say, he'll just move out of the way and pretend he said something else.
At least the RedState guys own their material and take great pride in staking their claims and marking their territory (much like cats do, actually). Nor do they believe themselves to be above a good slogfest (even if they don't allow any dissent from their commenters). But Donald is the worst of both, he won't take a true stand for what he's saying, but imagines that he's above the fray and is the judge and scorekeeper of any debate you're having with him. And he's so delusional that he believes it, which makes it utterly impossible for him to engage in real debate. Frankly, I'm still worried he's going to turn out to be a half-wit living in his mom's basement, which is what he really sounds like. And then I'd feel guilty for having completely trounced him as much as I have. This stuff is only fun if it's a fair fight, and I just can't say that about Donald. Even as much as my nihilism is based upon his delusional definition of it, I still can't bring myself to actually read the guy's stuff.
And it doesn't help that he's still obviously stalking me in a desperate attempt to finally find some fallacy to attack me for. My hit counter shows when people come from his blog, yet he's never addressing what I wrote in the link he gives. They're all just pointless insults without any reference to what I wrote. Scary.
I don't know why, but I'm an addict. His crazy views on a given subject make me better consider my own (perhaps crazy) views on that subject, and responding to the rants reasonably helps me to realize I can handle whatever craziness I meet in real life without losing my cool.
I know the folks who frequent his place represent a pretty small subset of America, and I do try to read some reasonable Republicans too, but Donald's place is both fun and informative. (I learn stuff, and I learn what that small subset of Americans is thinkin' about that stuff.)
I'm surprised he banned you, Truth... He's funny about language sometimes, but he tends to either fight back against (when he thinks he can win) or ignore (when he knows he can't win) most people who disagree with him. Banning hasn't been his style up to now... I suppose I ought to check to see whether I'm still allowed to speak, there... Anything's possible...
I've always been on to the Nutty Professor's game and that's probably what pissed him off. He hides behind not just his mind numbingly long anf deluded cuts and pastes. He posts so many of them in a vain attempt to hide from discussion and exposure of his goofball views. But still. I don't hate him. I don't begrudge my banning or Don telling me to kiss his ass. I was called an ignorant a$$hole by a Congressman before. The banning is just another notch in my sword of truth. Plus it gave me a subject to post. It's tough coming up something unique around here. You guys, Lefties as well as Righties, are some sharp dudes and dudettes.
Repsac, I'm thinking you're a sadist and don't really belong here with us nihilists at all. And have you tried RedState? Now that place is addicting. Before the election, it got to the point that I couldn't even go a day without visiting at least once, and often visited multiple times. They've got so many more writers that there's a new flavor of crazy with every post. They even get the occasional crazy Congressman dropping by to rally the troops behind some cause or another. And if you post about Moe Lane, he'll show up at your blog and whine at you. It's great!
I kind of got burned with it around the time Moe unfairly "blam'd" my account, but still visit occasionally. And it's rare that I don't come out of there with a good post or two. Those guys are my kind of crazy. Donald just can't compete.
repsac3, I'm flattered beyond imagining. I haven't avoided your site out of any deep resentment or anything like that but honestly: this is the first time I've visited, and seeing my flippant post to Don's monument to neoconservatism has left me speechless. Gracias, amigo.
Doc, you may be on to something there... (A nihilist sadist... Who'd-a thunk it?)
JBW, you're always welcome to post or comment... (or, I could just keep "liberating" your most "nihilst raving" stuff, if you prefer...)
((What care I for intellectual property? If you leave your stuff layin' around on the internet, someone's bound to take some of it... I say, why not me?))
Glad you dug it... (to the extent I'm glad about anything, anyway...)
So, our longest comment thread, so far, is on a post we stole from JBW. I think our only recourse is to steal more shit from him.
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