Donald the Moose has a problem. He's hopelessly in love but because of neocon prejudice, he can't marry his sweetheart.
"I love Bertha and want to marry her" said Donald the Moose. "I know she just stands on this platform all day and never says anything, but she's always ready and never complains. What more could a moose want in a wife?"
Have a heart neocon meanies. Just because Donald has a rack and walks on all fours don't deny him his one shot at happiness before moose season opens. Let Donald the Moose and Bertha the Buffalo partake in the sacrament of matrimony. It's what Jesus would do. And it's What Nihilists Would Do.
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That little bitch! Bertha promised she would marry me once it became legal. I feel so used.
Moose and Buffalo season will come early this year, I assure you. My honor must be avenged!
Even a guy with an IQ of 245 has trouble with women. I wonder if Obama has any hope for that?
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