Nihilists of the Day: Climate "Experts"

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

The smartest move secular nihilists ever made was their outright embrace of "science" as a weapon to destroy religion and defeat Yahweh.  Not only has it provided us intellectual cover to hide our anti-religious bigotry, by providing unrefutable explanations for the origins of the universe, but it also gives us mucho political power to control the lives of people who traditionally embrace freedom.  And in that regard, I'm giving a big Nihilist of the Day award to Global Warming Scientists.

This is based upon an article titled Climate Change Even Worse Than Predicted: Experts.  And the headline says it all right there.  The global warming scaremongering was already fearsome enough to help us get a hedonistic non-citizen communist into the Whitehouse.  Any normal group of villains would have been content with that.  But no, our "experts" took it further.  We won the election.  Now the real fun starts: The Destruction of the American Economy.

And I've got to admit, I was once skeptical.  I remember sitting there at the 1987 World Peace and Nihilist Hate Conference in Zurich when Al Gore first outlined his fourteen point plan to destroy corporate America by inventing a global environmental threat, and assumed he had just been hitting the crackpipe too hard again.  Global warming??  Who'd buy that?  Anyone who has ever been in a snowstorm would realize immediately that warmth isn't dangerous.  And it's cold outside my house even now!  You can feel it with your own skin!!  Surely, nobody would buy this hunk of bull.  Or so I thought.

And then there's the God factor.  Gore's disaster scenerio required people to believe that Yahweh would have gone through all the trouble of creating an infinite universe as a way of testing our morality, yet would allow us to destroy his world by accident.  As if!  What part of "omnipotent" don't people understand?  And yet, it worked.  We were able to convince large numbers of people that summertime was some brand new apocalyptic event and that we needed to punish American capitalism for it.  Even many Christians now doubt that Yahweh will come to save them.  And it looks like we can keep riding this ticket all the way to the end of the line.  

And we owe it all to these climate experts that Gore trained at his indoctrination school in Geneva.  By using all the tricks they learned on how to stifle debate, bully opponents, and manipulate "facts," these scientists have done more to hurt America in just a few years than nihilists like Nietzsche and Stalin were able to achieve in decades.  Even Darwin wasn't able to screw over God's plan this effectively.  And for that, we celebrate them as Nihilists of the Day.  

Good job, Global Warming Scientists.  I'm sure Yahweh has already regretted creating you.