Saturday, February 14, 2009
Every now and then a dog comes along that touches the hearts and minds of people everywhere. From Lassie to Rin Tin Tin. From Benji to Cujo.
This week it is the adorably nihilistic "Donald the Dog."
This freedom loving, all American canine lives the principles of American Nihilism. He has no principles. Although housebroken, Donald still leaves a pile of neocon on the rug now and then for no other reason than he feels like it.
Donald supports both gay and inter species marriage. Donald also supported Barack Obama before Brain Rage's JBW.
Donald volunteered to be neutered and insists his girlfriends of all species practice birth control and safe sex. His "Doggie Condoms. Com" provides jobs and supports our economy.
Donald the Dog. American Nihilist.
Posted by Ayatolla Truthmeni 101 at 2/14/2009 01:29:00 PM