Friday, March 6, 2009

Obama's White Shirts Are Coming

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

It looks like our nihilist pals at the NY Times have done it for us again.  Here's a hidden little goodie in an article about Obama's "economic" plan:
The president hailed the hiring of 25 new Columbus police officers as an example of how his economic recovery plan was working. The recruits would have been turned away from their new jobs, officials said, had the city not been able to tap into money from the stimulus bill.

“For those who still doubt the wisdom of our recovery plan,” Mr. Obama said, “I ask them to talk to the teacher who are still able to teach our children because of this plan. I ask them to talk to the nurses who are still able to take care of the sick. I ask them to come to Ohio to meet the 25 men and women who will soon be protecting the streets of Columbus because we passed this plan.”
Any innocent person reading that as straight news might somehow imagine this is a good thing for America.  As if these are just regular old police people, doing regular old police work.  Stupid fools.  I mean, look at these guys!  Do they look like normal police officers to you?

Hell no, this is clearly the first wave of Obama's shock troops: The White Shirts.  The whole set-up clearly evokes one of the greatest nihilists in history: Adolph "Awesome" Hitler.  They're even hailing their allegiance to him and everything!

And note how the one black guy in the group was put in charge, as evidenced by his prominent place in front and much shorter tie.  One of Obama's "brothers" from Kenya, no doubt.  No visa needed.

Teachers and Nurses: The Hidden Nihilists

And did you notice how smoothly he referenced teachers in his speech, as if we all didn't realize that public school teachers are a terrorist group whose sole purpose is to disillusion white males into thinking that they're no better than anyone else?  And nurses.  Nurses.  He's praising how stimulus money went to nurses.  Does it get any more perverse than that?

And that's just how effective Obama's Night=Day routine is.  He can openly talk about how he's proudly confiscating the personal property of the hardworking people in this country in order to redistribute their freedom to lazy nihilists like teachers, nurses, and "police" officers; yet make it sound like it's perfectly natural and normal.  Like this is the way we've always done things.  As if a president has ever had his own personal security force whose task it was to protect him from American citizens who merely want to stop his reign of terror before it begins.

And you can bet that only American patriots like Donald Douglas and the intrepid heroes who read his blog are capable of seeing through this deceitful sham and understand what's really going on in this country.  And with our complete stranglehold on the media, most Americans will automatically assume that these people are merely crackpots who are freaking out over the most routine of public policies.  And all the while, we'll tighten our grip on the nation; slowly choking it until it's small enough to be drowned in a bathtub.  And then we'll drown it in that bathtub.  Stupid Americans won't even know what hit them.


NIHILIST ALERT: Arch-nemesis Donald Douglas has made it public that he realizes we're "in the same league" as Pol Pot.  Our counter-intelligence guys suspected he had made this breakthrough, but it wasn't until he tipped his hand by stating this in a comment at my blog that we had confirmation.  An additional comment by Douglas makes it clear that he has intimate knowledge of our plans to destroy the country.  

We're not sure if he deduced all this with his hyper-sensitive reasoning skills, or if we have a pro-America traitor in our midst.  But in either case, we're on Double Red-Yellow tonight, which means extra aluminum foil and absolutely no forms of communication that aren't first approved personally by Whitehouse Propaganda Chief Robert Gibbs.  It's quite possible that Dr. Douglas is about to blow our scheme wide open.

1 comments:

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

That is pure genius on the part of His Exalted Barackness, putting his praetorian guard in white shirts. If they were black shirts, the hoi polloi would never trust them. But, white is right and stands for all that is good. BTW, the dude that's in charge; I'm sure his tie is the only thing that's shorter. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Re Douglas: our only hope is that like prophets of the past, his prognostications may just seem so far out that no one will accept them. We can only hope he meets the same fate as visionaries of the past. It's not that we're not in the same league as Pol Pot, it's just that some people may find that hard to accept. BTW, is Herr Professor Donald becoming more approving of us? We used to be clones of Hitler and Stalin, now it's "only" Pol Pot.