Comrade Obama: Pro-Lifers are Agents of Hate

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

As everyone knows, Barack Hussein Ahmadinejad Biobrain Obama is the most baby killingest president of all time. Why else would he have converted the all-American bowling alley under the Whitehouse into an abortion clinic? Or impregnated all those women for the sole purpose of performing the forced abortions himself? Or rechristened his office as the "Ovary" Office, replete with jars of partially-birthed babies and his personal collection of embryonic stem cells? None of this would make any sense unless he wanted to stake his reputation as the greatest mass murderer since Bill Hussein Clinton.

And so for Obama to use his presidential authority to force himself onto the holiest holy of pro-life graduation ceremonies at Notre Dame and insist upon labeling his opponents as intolerant haters is absolutely hilarious. The "satire" of it all makes my eyes water with negative joy.

And at this newly nihilistic graduation ceremony, he actually stated that his greatest joy as president was in "reducing those with differing views to caricature." Yeah, he said it. And he even went as far as to attack our enemies for not having "open minds," which we all know is code for wanting to assassinate every living baby they see. As if any righteously-minded individual can ever be "open-minded" to villainy and the nihilistic hatred for humanity that is at the core of liberalism.

And thusly, Obama completely turned the tables around, casting the good as evil and vice versa. And this has always been his greatest strength, which is the only reason us racist nihilist Democrats would ever allow an American Black to become president. Not because he's an intelligent man, as no American Black could ever be anything beyond a fourth-class intellect; but only because after centuries of being domesticated, his kind has thoroughly learned how to convince his betters of his sincere black-is-whiteism. And yes, I mean that in every sense.

And so this is just an announcement that fifth-class blackman Barack Hussein Ahmadinejad Biobrain Obama has been issued an extra ration of fried chicken and watermelon as the highest reward that an under-class citizen could ever hope for. Sure, he could do better were he a freedom-based Republican with no "equality of outcome" or "special treatment" expectations. But as we Democrats know, American Blacks are perfectly satisfied with "candy and bennies," which is all they can ever expect from us racist liberals. They're just not smart enough to know any better.

Oh, and in case it's not obvious, make sure that no American Blacks read this; as it might piss them off. We were barely able to contain the disaster of allowing them to read RedState's post which would have informed them that Republican freedom was better than Democratic slavery. No sense in letting them read it here. Then again, thanks to our intentionally defective public school system, that's totally unlikely to happen. But just make sure that you don't read this to any of them when you're telling them that hard work and education is stupid. That would be a big mistake.