The Myth of Homosexuality

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

In a previous post here at American Nihilist, denialist blogger Barebacker Hate 2000 (Code Name: James B. Webb of Brain Rage) left a comment alluding to the possible existence of "gay nihilists" who "believe in nothing but butt-sex." So I found it necessary to set the record straight. Homosexuality does not exist. It is, and there are no softer words for it, a complete and total hoax perpetrated by the Jewish owned entertainment industry and media industrial complex at the behest of their nihilist overlords.

For as much as there are people who believe themselves to be "gay," this is all part of an elaborate bit of brainwashing by our nihilist agents, who have spent the last forty years convincing our manliest of manly men that they, in fact, enjoy butt-sex with other manly men. This is an absurdity, of course, as gay sex is an unnatural perversion against God, and therefore could never have existed, had it not been for our constant haranguing against mankind's natural instinct towards marriage. Mustachioed men in particular were targeted, as they were once considered the epitome of manliness, but have now been reduced to abject ridicule and assumptions of latent buggery. Heck, we were successful enough to even pressure a macho rockstar like Freddie Mercury into believing he was gay! Booyah!!

This effort began in earnest by taking advantage of a naive and desperate Jon Voight (a Republican, no less); positing him as a so-called "Midnight" Cowboy, forced into male prostitution by his pedophiliac grandmother (thus destroying yet another American institution). And this trend continued all the way to Brokeback Mountain; which tricked cowboys across the land into misinterpreting the manly bond they have with their fellow cowpokes into something disgusting and depraved. Mission accomplished.

In fact, there hasn't been one Hollywood movie since 1974 that wasn't written with the explicit purpose of undermining American heterosexuality, which is why so many films star tantalizing leading men for young boys to hero-worship and emulate. Gone are macho toughguys like John Wayne, Tony Curtis, and Rock Hudson; today's youth can only look up to effeminate "anti-heroes" like Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. Even the once-pure films of Disney are chock full of homosexual gratification and other such perversions (Consider: A billowy blue male emerges to sate Aladdin's desires whenever he rubs his "magic" lamp). And don't even get me started on Disney's Up, a film about an old man going "up" with an eight-year-old boy for some South American fun. (NAMBLA called, they want their wildest fantasy back.)

But this has nothing to do with gay sex and everything to do with destroying mankind. After all, it's an established fact that God told Noah to procreate in order to fill the world with humans who would conquer God's creatures and make the world a Heaven on Earth. So what better way could there be to oppose God than to undermine the very institution he created for the sole purpose of ensuring that His will was done? The Lord gaveth the American Family, but now us nihilists are taketh-ing it away. Our top nihilist analysts predict that the last human being will be born some time around 2025, assuming gay growth patterns continue unabated. I can't wait!

And as a final nail in Barebacker's "gay nihilist" theory, let me just reiterate the obvious: There cannot be gay nihilists because nihilists are asexual. For as much as we engage in every form of sexual perversion imaginable on a daily basis, including "butt-sex" with other men, we do so only as a weapon to destroy the American family, and derive absolutely no pleasure from this whatsoever. Nihilists do not believe in pleasure. Only hatred, subjectivism, and depravity; in that order. Remember: Tallywackers are tools, not toys. They are only to be used to obtain our ultimate goal of destroying humanity, not to satisfy any sort of desire for human contact.

Pleasure is the enemy. Never forget that. As Nihilist Rule #688 states: "If it feels good, stop. You're doing it wrong." After all, if God had intended extramarital sex to feel good, everyone would do it. When we are "doing the rim-jobbing bareback thing," we're just trying to give a big poke in the eye to the Lord, our Savior. The fact that we're poking other things is entirely incidental.