To Those About To Dictate, We Salute You

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my strongest support for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his time of need, as well as Supreme Leader and Grand Taskmaster Seyyed Ali Khamene'i. These are troubling times now that the imperialist lackeys who have infiltrated Iran are agitating to overthrow the glorious dictatorship that all leftist nihilists adore with our highest of high adoration.

As the ever-observant Andy McCarthy suggests,

"Obama is more comfortable with a totalitarian Islamic regime than he would be with a free Iranian society. In this he is no different from his allies like the Congressional Black Caucus and Bill Ayers, who have shown themselves perfectly comfortable with Castro and Chavez."

And that's most definitely true. I just had a chat with Obama and Ayers about this while we strangled newborn babies in the Whitehouse and they expressed the exact same thing. A free Iranian society would be absolutely horrible for liberals here in America, as the Iranian freedom fighters are the exact sort rabble-rousers who could instill a sense of liberty in our own country. And that would surely undermine our goal of installing an Iranian-style dictatorship here in America; under the auspices of Supreme Leader Jeremiah Wright.

Anti-American Iranians

And so it only makes sense that Obama does everything he can to support Ahmadinejad and our Mullah overlords, even going so far as to only tepidly support the Iranian dissidents while pretending to denounce our allies attacking them. Any pro-American president would have used strong words like "evil" and "repugnant" to describe the Iranian government, which surely would have toppled Iran's leadership and replaced them with pro-American leaders loyal only to Washington. In contrast, pro-Iranian Obama actually slipped up and referred to Evil Lord Khamene'i as "Supreme Leader" a few times. Oops!

As McCarthy points out, Obama isn't anti-American. He just has a different idea of what being "American" means; and that includes not believing in freedom, apologizing for radical Islam, thinking about the unpleasant parts of American history, and supporting a world in which the Mullahs win. And we all knew that when we voted for him. After all, you don't pal around with terrorists like Bill Ayers unless you really and truly hate America and want to reshape it into something Iranian dictators could appreciate. All liberals are in agreement with that.

After all, our hardcore leftist nihilism is entirely based upon our belief in oppressive theocratic regimes. Without that, we'd be nothing. Oh, well, and our support of oppressive atheist regimes, like what the Soviets did. And then there are Christian dictators like Hugo Chavez, who we absolutely adore. And hell, the religion really isn't so important, as we pretty much support any regime, as long as it's oppressive and tells people how to live their lives. We don't care what sort of life they're forced to live, just as long as it sucks. That's the essence of nihilism: Making everyone hate life as much as we do.

P.S. I just wanted to remind everyone about the potluck fundraiser we're throwing this weekend to raise money for the poor beleaguered Mullahs in Iran. You'll want to bring your imitation gruel ration to share with all your nihilist brethren, who will also have brought their gruel rations. And don't miss the silent auction afterwards. The Mullahs appreciate all you've done, and assuming we can continue to block Congressional Republicans from toppling them with toughly worded resolutions, you will some day be rewarded for your support.