Between my Nihilist daily duties of debauching virgins, perform late term abortions and helping ACORN register convicts to vote, I perused the latest health care bill going through Congress.
I must say I was outraged that there was a provision in there for end of life counseling for old people. Old people taste terrible. Nihilists much prefer veal. I believe a provision convincing the young and fresh to end their lives would be a far better plan.
For those that prefer old flesh, you will still have that option. We're not taking that away from you. We just want you to have a choice. USDA Choice.
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I don't know, Truth. Gristle tastes good.
And you'd be amazed at how vealy those invalids can get. Particularly if you refuse to turn them over when they complain of bedsores. They might look like wrinkly bags of skin, but there's a lot of soft muscle on them bones.
Plus, there's nothing like the feeling of finishing off some patriotic old veteran who risked his life fighting Nazis and Commies, just to end up getting eaten by a Nihilist. Irony tastes good.
Marinate them over night and it all tastes good Doc.
You guys are totally disgusting, making jokes about fattening up the elderly in their hospital beds for your own cannibalistic consumption.
I started eating free-range fogies years ago and I've never looked back. Put some tennis balls on the feet of their walkers and set 'em loose! The thrill is in the hunt.
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