Noted Political science professor and inter species marriage advocate, Professor Donald the Moose, was named Dean of the Political Science Department at Wasilla Community College.
"Bertha the Buffalo would have been so happy about this" said Professor Moose. "But the wolves got her last May while I was lecturing at Long Beach State Community College" the Professor added.
Professor Moose said he met a real nice musk ox in Wasilla named Mildred and things are going well so far. "We're taking it one step at a time" said the Professor. He also said Mildred smelled good and he was looking forward to molding the next generation's political scientists.
A hearty Nihilist congratulations to Professor Donald the Moose. We wish you success in molding the minds of tomorrow and success in your relationship with Mildred.
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2 comments:
He looks like the moose a friend of mine had hanging on his wall. That one always had a joint in its mouth, though. But, he never inhaled.
Donald the Moose is a professor dammit! I expect you to address your comments about him respectfully Mr. exDLB!
I will not tolerate Professor Moose being dumped in the same class as hedonistic former presidents.
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