The Face of Nihilism

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

I just wanted to use this month's three minute rest period from my Nihilifacist training in Kenya to give a bloggy high-five to two of our newest nihilist comrades, Daniel George McAllister and Jason Robert Bourque; for helping jab our enemy the Lord in the eye by burning down eleven of his houses.

Apparently, Yahweh was too busy presiding over football games to adequately protect his stuff, giving McAllister and Bourque the perfect opportunity for a little payback for all the love and attention he gives us.  And we couldn't be happier with them. Burning down eleven churches means that they did eleven more things than just about any other nihilist in the country. Pretty impressive.

While not officially card-carrying members of the NihiliAmerican community, McAllister and Bourque are obviously on our side, as evidenced by their clueless gaze, scruffy appearance, and "Oh shit" facial expressions.  These weren't just two go-nowhere punks looking for some purpose in life.  These were go-nowhere nihilists looking for some purpose in life; and it looks like they found it. 

And once we get them in our liberal baby justice system and reward them with their justly deserved Miranda Rights, these guys will be sitting pretty.  They'll have access to beds and food, they might even get TV privileges, maybe some magazines; these guys will have it all.  Hell, they'll be getting delicious bologna sandwiches three times a day, when we're slopping through our imitation gruel rations.  That's what justice is all about.

So be sure to keep Comrades McAllister and Bourque in your Obamaprayers tonight, and who knows, maybe Obama's spirit will tell you how you can serve your duty and join McAllister and Bourque in liberal justice paradise.  So keep watching his speeches and looking for the coded messages. Trust me, they're there.

Taxpayer bologna for everyone!!