I’m afraid Don Henley got it a bit wrong.
Friend of American Nihilist, JBW at Brain Rage, has a nice post up exposing the dysfunctional state of American professorial reading capability.
Seriously Don, seek help with the ADD or dyslexia or paranoia or schizophrenia or whatever the fuck you’ve got. Might I suggest walking. Here is a link to another highly esteemed blogger who points out a study establishing a link between walking and increased cognitive abilities.
UPDATE: The Sadlynauts join in the fun which is Donald’s dyslexia. As always don’t miss the comments.
(h/t Donald Douglas)




12 comments:
Thanks for the link love, ex DLB. A little more Hot Sasquatch Rule 5 action like this and I'll have my one million hits in no time.
When you reach that and start making money remember to tithe JBW. I'll be glad to accept your donation my Brother.
No problem, JBW. You know with the million hits a day we get over here the least we can do is spread some around.
BTW, I'm a little disappointed that you couldn't find a sasquatch with a yarmulke.
And yes, I sure as fuck had to look up how to spell yarmulke.
The day I start making cash from blogging I'll seriously reconsider whether there's a god AT101 because Hell will have definitely frozen over.
You have no idea how long I spent looking for a suitably Jewish Sasquatch, ex DLB. No idea!
The picture I did use is a Marvel superhero from Canada imaginatively named "Sasquatch" who coincidentally is one of the few Jewish comic book superheroes out there. I wanted to use this picture of him but I couldn't find one that was big enough.
Oh, I left a comment at Don's site under the name "Sasquatch Israel" about 24 hours ago. He still hasn't let it post and I doubt that it ever will. He's such a sensitive goyim.
And yes, I totally spelled "goyim" correctly on my first attempt. Shalom, mothahfuckah!
Allah knows we appreciate your efforts, JBW. To go out and find a Canadian, Jewish Sasquatch goes above and beyond the call of blogging. I suppose the fact that he's named "Sasquatch" makes the search a bit easier.
As to Don, I believe for all the suffering he's endured at the hands of nihilists he may actually be an honorary Jew at this point. I'm amazed he left the post up or didn't edit it. If I put up something that makes me look stupider than normal I usually pull it down pronto. But then, I don't handle ridicule as well as he does.
I can't decide which is better: "The GOP fucked the cow" or "ZOMG SASQUATCH ISRAEL!!!1!"
P.S. Why is the CAPTCHA always so relevant? rillogic.
That has to be the funniest shit I've seen in a long long time...
Thanks for keeping the place going whilst my computer was suddenly and unexpectedly out of commission (If anyone was wondering where I was, that's where I was... Computerless, and cut off from the online world. Damned fried logic board. Took the past few weeks to save our pennies and dimes for a shiny new IMac... Hopefully, I'll get back into the swing of things, eventually...)
Glad you enjoyed it, boys. And fried boards suck donkey balls, Reppy. Question for ya: is this your first Mac? Since I love my iPhone so much and hate fucking Windows even more I'm thinking of making the switch. Your (or anyone else reading this) input would be much appreciated, my friend.
Repsac, welcome back! We just figured you were off recharging your batteries. Takes a lot of pennies and dimes for an Imac. You betcha! Likely well worth it, tho. We gonna have Paladino as a governor?
Brendan, welcome to our little nihilist hellhole. And yeah, Donald really fucked the cow with that sasquatch Israel thing.
Sorry for the off-topic comment, but will you nihilists be promoting "Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day"?
I'm too busy right now to stay on top of the planning, but odds are I'm in.
Thanks for that link Original David. I'd have to say yes and no.
Can you blogwhore on your own blog?
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