Nihilist Deed of the Week: Sinking Destroyers

Guest Post by Doctor Biobrain

I'm using my monthly three minute break from my Deathmonger HateSodomy Lessons here in beautiful Nairobi to highlight yet another great nihilist deed by our Lord & Savior Barack Messiah Obama. While our nation's very existence is more at peril than at any time since its discovery by the first great American, Christopher Columbus all those years ago, and needs every piece of arsenal available simply to stave off Obama's greedy hordes in Tehran, Pyongyang, and Geneva; Obama has chosen a different tact: Sinking naval vessels in order to help fish.

That's right. Obama's sinking our own precious military equipment in order to build a manmade reef in the Atlantic Ocean.  Sure, we could really use that ship now more than ever, but no.  Obama intentionally sank one of our own ships, to let mankind know that fish are better than us.  Equally important is the emphasis of this manmade reef; to thumb our noses at Yahweh to show Him that we don't need His stinking reefs and can go it alone.  That should teach the little SOB a lesson.

And thusly, Obama puts the order of nature as such: Fish before Men.  Men before God.  Just as Nietzsche told us it should be.