Thursday, August 11, 2011

Sasquatch Israel Really Is Real... Really!!

Big news on the Sasquatch front... It seems the guy holding the "Sasquatch is real" sign has found himself on the Internet, and is amazed to discover what his sign REALLY said. Lucky for Don, he's not threatening to sue for libel or anything, but he does think Donald is kind of a douchebag, which pretty much makes him a no-good nihilist henchman, right off...

Anyway, he posted a comment over at Brain Rage (Brain Rage: American Power And Anti-Semitic Hominids -- I tried, but I couldn't bear to cut Mr Webb's killer blog title, this time), and started himself a Facebook group: Sasquatch IsREAL. Not to be outdone, his sister also posted about it. (Do I detect a little sibling rivalry in the Sasquatch clan? Will Lila be mad (or still more jealous) because her's is the only link title I *didn't* post as written? Stay tuned, dear nihilists... Stay tuned...)

(Yeah, I know I need to add photos and prior links and whatnot to this post... But I'm relegated to the ipad--where such things require a more delicate hand and patience than I have--and I wanted to get this out there before Kevin "scoops" me on the story... (There's some serious nihilist rivalry here, that's for sure... Vicious, nasty, intra-state, internet-stranger nihihenchmen rivalry... and that's the very worst kind...) But yeah, I do intend to edit stuff in later, so anyone who worries about post-edits might just as well get it out of yer system now, cause it's going to happen...)

But in the meantime, I'll just cut'n'paste my way... (though I prefer to call it "recycling") ((Hey, at least it's my own stuff I'm reusing/recycling...))

"Then turning around, I saw this kid yacking it up for the crowd, obviously having a blast with this ugly Jew-hating sign. And what does that mean, "SASQUATCH ISRAEL"? This is a play on the "legitimacy myth" of Israel's existence. As there's of course a "Sasquatch myth," it's worth noting the implied comparison: that Israel is also an ape-like beast existing only in historical folklore. Absent legitimacy, Israel has "no right to exist." This kid's sign is but one more example of eliminationist anti-Semitism. And look at how overjoyed he is in boasting this hatred. Creepy." Donald Douglas, American Power: Anti-American, Anti-Israel: Scenes From Ground Zero, September 11, 2010 — UPDATE: "Don Douglas Hearts Juses"
Of course, the content was disappeared from Donald's blog, as though it never, ever happened. Fortunately, it was documented and preserved throughout the blogosphere, including by AmNi friend James B. Webb, at his blog, Brain Rage, from whence the text above and the photo below were retrieved.


As I said at the time, "...to most of us, misreading the sign--seeing "Sasquatch Isreal," rather than "Sasquatch Is Real," isn't a big deal... A cringe-worthy mistake to be sure, especially when one goes out in public--say, on one's blog--misreading it for the whole world to see, but minor in the general scheme of things...

But making up some myth about anti-Semitism based on misreading the sign, and lying about a whole group of people just because you disagree with them politically, is pretty friggin' bad.
- Dear Jan... (Repsac3's reply to an inquisitive American Power commenter)
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See what others had to say, here: Sasquatch Israel (and don't miss SI's descendant--or ancestor, if you believe the aliens might've been here first--Jewbacca)

12 comments:

Carl said...

As you know, I immediately "Liked" his page and offered my hand in friendship to this deserving young activist.

*sniff* It's nice to see the torch passed to a new generation...

Lila said...

Haha, no sibling rivalry here. The Facebook page was my idea. Just want him to get some recognition!

repsac3 said...

When you're a nihilist (or a henchman, for that matter) there's ALWAYS rivalry. It's what we live for... (It's a looooong story-[5 "o's"... AAAAALWAYS 5]... but the more you hang around, the more you'll catch on...)

Kevin Robbins said...

Reppy, do you comb the entire internet everyday to find this stuff? Just when I was beginning to think Sasquatch might not be real I find he is indeed.

And Lila may the blessings of his Sasquatchness be upon you and your brother.

And thank you Donald for fulfilling another internet tradition with your blind hatred and poor reading comprehension.

The Pale Scot said...

"has found himself on the Internet"

It's like Deja Vu all over again

Truth 101 said...

Is Donald Douglas real?

repsac3 said...

@ pale... Your two comments say very different things... I just want to be sure which was intentional before responding... Lemmie know which one we should delete as an error...

@truth... Real, yes... FOR real? Maybe not.

Kevin Robbins said...

Is Donald Douglas real?

I've been asking that forever. Still think Reppy might have invented him.

The Pale Scot said...

The second and third plz.

Linux+proxies+googleID= pain in the ass commenting here. Google keeps trying find my route and I timeout a lot.

Any chance on using the Anom function?

Don will love it.

repsac3 said...

@Kevin: I don't think I could be quite so diabolical... or detail oriented.

@Pale: Excellent choice... (The other version of your comment had me a little worried that I'd defended your previous words in vain... but I also saw that them two letters ARE right next to each other, and that--whatever our portly muse had alleged--you'd given me no reason to assume you'd say something' like that, so I figured I had a better'n 50/50 shot, and figured it'd be best to give you the opportunity to clarify before reacting all knee-jerk-like.)

I changed (loosened) the commenting setting, just to see what'll happen, if anything...

I like for folks to stand behind what they say by using a screen name that's registered somewhere (whether at google/blogger or at openID), and that it's too much of a pain in the ass to change, just to cause a little mischief... ...but then, I've had "issues" with openID at non-Google sites myself, so I have some inkling of what you mean...

I'll give it a shot... If/when anonymous assholes use it to troll and/or piss me off, I'll probably restore the previous setting, though... But let's see how it goes...

repsac3 said...

Oh, and I never fully responded to your first comment...

Yeah, what happened to the "Sasquatch" guy is kinda similar to what happened to you, id'nit?

In my opinion though, his is a little crazier, both because there were more sites discussing his thing (10 - 15, at minimum), AND because it took him almost a year to discover the mayhem he'd caused...

Hell, there's even t-shirts... With all due respect, PS, there ain't no "swarthy" (or "anti-Johnny Winter") t-shirts floatin' around that I'm aware of...

But like I said to you back then... The internet is a crazy business, and you never know what one little butterfly wing flap is going to create or cause...

Malaclypse said...

I'll request keeping the non-registered ID. Somebody out there is also Malaclypse, so I'd need another nom d'internet if you require registration.