"Nope.Poor Donald... He really thinks the following quote shows that someone at the New York Times actually respects him or what he has to say:
Nobody respects what I have to say, nobody like the New York Times or anything, at "Occupy Wall Street Quiz"
Not surprisingly, many on the right squirmed to find the Tea Party drawn into the discussion. Among them was Donald Douglas at American Power, who wrote, “The comparison between Occupy Wall Street and the tea parties is bogus, of course.” He continued:Is it cool to be quoted in the New York Times? I bet it is... But does that mean they respect what you have to say? Not necessarily. (In fact, it looks to me like they were just looking for right wingers who disagreed with the comparison between the OWS 99% and the Tea Party, and Donald's post was one they found... And for all we know, that may've been just a matter of when he hit the "post" button... They were looking for right wing squirmers, and they found one in Don...)
And it’s frankly obscene that folks think Obama should benefit politically from these protests. The White House has been in bed with Wall Street. The dilemma for the Democrats is how they can channel the protests against the Republicans without getting caught up in a generalized anti-government tsunami in 2012. As was clear at the press conference yesterday, the president will basically lie through his teeth, blaming the economic crisis on his predecessor and waging a morally bankrupt class war on the high-income earners.
But to me, all of that is beside the point...
The real question is, what would the New York Times think--indeed, what are any of us to think--if they were to read the piece he just posted, where Donald's first thought after seeing himself quoted in the New York Times was to lash out at me? How much respect can anyone have for a guy who, as a result of being quoted in the NYT, feels compelled to write such a nasty little post? What does it say about his professionalism, his decency, or even his emotional well-being? How does it reflect on Long Beach City College, where he is an associate professor in the political science department? What does Donald's post say about him as a professor, a political scientist, or as a person?
The big bad secret is that THAT was my point in making that month-old comment in the first place. Donald Douglas isn't very well respected in the
I mean, go back and reread Dr Douglas' post... How pathetic and insecure does one have to be to turn being quoted in the New York Times into some silly and fact-free attack post, especially in response to a month old blog comment?
Perhaps one day he'll grow up... ...but sadly, it's just as likely that perhaps he never will...



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That would be "blogosphere", you fucking dolt.
And you can stuff your Muphry's Law bullshit up your ass. You're still a fucking dolt.
And this is precious, really:
' How much respect can anyone have for a guy who, as a result of being quoted in the NYT, feels compelled to write such a nasty little post? What does it say about his professionalism, his decency, or even his emotional well-being? How does it reflect on Long Beach City College, where he is an associate professor in the political science department? What does Donald's post say about him as a professor, a political scientist, or as a person?'
God, no wonder people call you the fucking laughingstock. YOU ARE THE WEB'S FUCKING LAUGHINGSTOCK!!!
It's a fucking blog post, RACIST = REPSAC. Or, "learn to fucking cope," you goddamned loser. I don't give a rat's ass what you think. I'm dissing you, and bad. And sorry, you loser fail dickwipe, "squirm" simply means to feel or display discomfort, and that's NYT's usage, despite your tiny little man efforts to spin it as something else. Meanwhile, NYT readers literally around the world are clicking that link to check out my blog, BECAUSE NYT THOUGHT MY COMMENTS WERE WORTHY OF CONSIDERATION, whether or not they agreed with them. And American Nihilist? Not so much. Indeed, I'm your first commenter here after you posted here and in my comment thread like the obsessed ASFL that you are. YOU'RE BANNED, FUCKER. Live with it. What are you gonna do, try to get me fired? You've sponsored that shit before so we know you're down with it, buttfreak loser.
Get a fucking life.
I wrote the post to ridicule you like fucking shit, and it worked fucking wonders. Screw you, butt-pain scum. You write a hate blog and everyone knows it. And you do not get to use my comments section to spew more of your hate. Assfreak progressive loser.
Go to school and learn to spell. Just go to school!!!! Because you're so stupid!! Maybe you'll get linked by NYT one of these days, or, well, probably not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
You're everything I said you were, and you prove it yet again in your comment.
Have a good night, you poor insecure little rage-boy. Thanks for stopping by...
Fascinating to look at how man of his insults have to do with rectums, the insertion of things into them and manliness. I'm just sayin' Romney is 100 times more manly than I am, he boasts. Well isn't that special and of course that's what makes for good government - steroids and bluster and demented claims about being on a mission from God.
But he won't discuss that, of course. He won't discuss anything and we know why, don't we?
Frankly those "get a life" things are a hoot. This nobody couldn't aspire ever to afford my life or half of it and the only way he can make himself feel important is to be angry and obscene like the wimpy little boy he hasn't got over being. Probably the only way he can feel straight as well.
It's not that I feel superior for being wealthy. It's hard to be too self-impressed when guys like Tiger Woods live down the road from you, but it does point out how much thought this status seeking Bozo puts into his monotonous and tiresome insults. About as much as he puts into the toilet on those days when he's not constipated.
Fogg: You're an idiot and a liar, which I PROVED previously, to your EVERLASTING SHAME. You stupid cheap ass liar. You've got nothing. Screw you, dick. And oh boy, did that get you mad when I proved it at my blog. You turned redder than a fat 1-year old baby throwing a freak-farting tantrum. BWHAHAHAHAH!! You were spewing and steaming about it at OCTO's, thinking about some way you could retaliate. You poor, poor impotent tiny little man.
ASFL.
The Captain can be arrogant and condescending to those he has a problem with Don. But he's not a liar. Nor is he a shithead as you are.
Nor is he an intellectual pussy as you are Don. You hide from serious discussion in your cave of naughty language in hopes an actual tough guy will give you a pat on the back for using the word "fuck."
Being the kind and gentle soul I am Don, I do feel a certain amount of pity that your blog, which you think of as a bastion of neo conservative thought, is in reality, thought of as a pathetic satire operated by a little man who desparately wants to be Andrew Breitbart of Eric Ericson, but is at best, an inferior anti Truth 101.
Face it Donny old buddy. The joke is on you.
Do you use a rubber stamp? or is this something you take from a form book, 'cause I've seen it before, Don - and recently.
Really, the idea that anyone cares even a little shows a conceit of astronomical proportions. I fear you haven't proved anything at all, although in your rank excitement, it may seem so to you. Just remember, when you hear the dog talking, it's really in your head.
Aw, come on, I'm just kidding, you ate the dog a long time ago,
I'm sure.
You seem to have such a thing about size and impotence, Don. It's sort of odd actually although I have no inclination or interest in knowing why; but really, why do you persist in following me around the web? A professor scorned? You know I won't marry you and it's time you stopped asking and accepted it like a man. A big man, of course. We all know and are really impressed with your bigness.
You know, both Stalin and Lenin and even Trotsky have been quoted in the New York Times. Fidel Castro as well and you know the NYT is a Liberal tool anyway. If I had as little integrity and self respect as your tattooed readers and as much imagination as you I might make the connection, but I really don't want to play in the Little League.
It remains however a true delight to listen to your imaginings about who and what I am and what you've "proved." I've had a great deal of fun out of it, particularly with friends and neighbors you're trying to convince of my "size" and lack of "manliness" and need for a "life."
Those three things: over and over again in some relentless ostinato like a madman banging his head against the wall. Why is that Don? What are you hiding? Why do you so desperately need to feel important? I assure you that the damn I don't give wouldn't be given even if you taught at a real school. Ivy League rather than bush league, that is. I've got mine, as the Republicans say and if you got nada, it's not my fault and I'm not interested and enough with the libel and macho posturing, come visit me and my little friend or be quiet.
Whatever your real secret is, it's OK with me because frankly I don't give a damn. I'm only playing with you because we all need something to laugh about in this sad world - and you're it. And maybe we get what we deserve, the yachts, the sports cars, the Manhattan condos, the big house on the Sea, your name on the wall at major art museums and hospitals - that's your life, right? Right Don?
So I'm looking forward to your redaction and analysis and riposte and all its adolescent "swear words" and I remain,
Your amused friend.
Why thank you Truth. I just think humility doesn't fit the occasion - with Darth Douglass parading about like the Prince of Darkness - or is that Dorkness?
But I can be humble really - here I'll step down off the golden throne and join you mortals.
In fact, I've been wearing cut-offs and a torn T-shirt all day and no shoes and haven't shaved for a few days and my inner beach bum is showing.
No I don't have to go to work tomorrow and I don't have to give a damn about pretentious professors and that alone, to me, is having a life and life enough. It doesn't get much better than that.
But most of us need someone to feel superior to sometimes and fortunately we have the Perfessor to help us out there if only to return the favor 'cause he needs to feel superior all the time.
' I've got mine, as the Republicans say and if you got nada, it's not my fault and I'm not interested and enough with the libel and macho posturing, come visit me and my little friend or be quiet.'
Macho posturing, implied threats. You're the master macho loser, Fogg.
You're a liar and the record's at my blog, dick. Musta hurt, and bad, for this no name "perfessor" who you can't stand showed you up for the impotent little prick you truly are.
SAD.
SAD.
All of you, progressive asshats so hung up on prestige and credentials.
SAD.
"I've got mine?" Right. Everyone believes you, Fogg, liar.
And that's why you're a progressive asshat, Captain "Can't Go Long" Fogg.
ASFL.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
'I have to differ on the subject of contacting his school. We're not talking about opinion or the scholarly expression of a controversial viewpoint, we're talking about slander and libel and as his institution is taxpayer supported, I think the public has every right to know they're paying the salary of someone who mocks minorities openly. People have the right to know what kind of school it is.
Even Professor Butz from my school days confined his anti-Sematism to writing books, not publicly shrieking like Hitler. This troll does little else.
That would be "anti-Semitism," Mr. Illiterate Harvard "Can't Go Long" Fogg.
And, that's the retaliation I was talking about, you big fucking pussy.
Screw you, all of you. And especially ASFL Repsac3 freak, once again sponsoring hate against American Power.
Just give you fuckers enough rope and the progressive totalitarianism comes out. It's like Pavlov.
Losers.
SCREW YOU ASFLs.
If Donald was as sure of himself as he pretends to be, he wouldn't be so full of bile. This poor, pathetic, insecure little man exposes himself more with every word he speaks... ...and he's too foolish to even realize it.
Keep venting your spleen, rage-boy... Perhaps one day you'll figure out that the only folks who're impressed by your endlessly angry antics are in the same sad boat as you are... ...or maybe you never will.
You can choose to be a better person whenever you're ready, Freddy... The first step is admitting you have a problem and cannot control yourself. (You wouldn't be here, if you could.)
Oh...
Bwaaahaha.
You disgust me, RACIST = REPSAC. And for one who's all about debating, you're sure losing out on this thread. You're responded on point exactly ZERO times, ASFL.
But if I'm all sweetsy sweet with Marquess of Queensberry rules you'll respond, right? Pretty please!!!!
Loser. You're done. You've got nothing. Screw you and your threatening asshat blog bully stalking, intimidation allies. We all know what this is about. I'm not taking your stalking shit, dick. And again, you've got nothing. No one cares what you think, not least of all me, RACIST ASS REPSAC ASFL.
Screw you and your nihilist hordes. Losers. You're beaten, and bad. And it's just little old me, the piddly little community college professor whom no one of you can touch.
Idiots.
It's my blog post, stud... And it seems to me that you haven't responded to it with anything but ad hom and anger, when there never was much to be angry about.
You got a mention in the New York Times, and you chose to "celebrate" by using that mention to revisit a comment I made at another blog a month earlier, in the process proving you failed to understand the comment I made in the first place, taboot...
And to add to your woes, you accuse me of being obsessed, when you're the one bringing up a month old blog comment you failed to respond to at the time, and then repeatedly coming back here to rant and rage the same old thing, over and over again... (if you really believed you'd "won" anything or bested anyone, you'd be gone by now... The fact that you keep coming back to rage some more--and not even bothering to say anything new, even--shows that you're not as confident of your "victory" as you claim to be. You're transparent, Don... Practically see-thru...)
When you REALLY believe you have the upper hand, you'll drop all the pseudo-tough guy bullshit and name-calling, and let your facts speak for themselves... ...and then you'll simply let it go, and move on. Until then, you'll continue to be the loser that so many--including you, i suspect--see you as...
The same goes for not caring what I think, by the way...
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't be here...
As usual, your actions and your words betray you... The more you speak, the more you expose yourself, Dr. Douglas...
'Until then, you'll continue to be the loser that so many--including you, i suspect--see you as...'
Loser?
Hardly.
Ph.D. in Political Science. Associate Professor of Political Science. Happily married, 17 years, and father of two. And a top 100 blog. But most of all, I don't have to hide behind fake names or anonymity, and I don't lie about other "outing" me like you do.
Do you even have any education? You don't act like it. Do you even have a job? And even if you did, you are ashamed to even mention it. You sponsor and recruit hate attacks on people you don't like. This blog is a stalking blog, identified as such repeatedly right here in the comments and at my blog, by a large number of people. You're a sick bastard. ASFL. People don't like you. Tania reported YOU stalked her. Why? That is sick.
And this:
"...in the process proving you failed to understand the comment I made in the first place..."
Not. You don't understand with the word squirm means and you don't understand how NYT used the word. But that's typical. You live in your own world of denial where there are no socialists in the Democrat Party and to disagree with someone you call them a bigot.
Besides that, you run a stalking hate blog and only your couple of commenters are down with anything you write.
But call me a loser all you want. Not a word of it matters, since you're the shitpile I've always indicated. Dick.
I win. Night loser.
ASFL.
See Don, here's the problem....
None of what you wrote in your last comment is actually responsive to anything in either the original blog post, or in the last comment (not even the lines you repeated...)
It's not your job or family that makes you a loser; indeed, they may be your saving graces. You're a loser because you're eternally, incessantly angry, and that you cannot seem to use the talents afforded you by your profession to make your case... You're a loser because you'd rather call folks names than prove your points on the merits, and claim not to care when the very fact that you keep coming back here puts the lie to your claims. You're a loser because you're more worried about responding to some month old blog comment than you are enjoying your brush with potential NYT blog hits, or whatever...
You have a problem, Donald... ...and all the name-calling, invented slights, and anger in the world isn't going to make it go away.... (Indeed, the anger and the things it compels you to do is likely a big part of the problem.)
Thanks for stopping by, Douglas... Your posts and comments make this blog what it is...
Lemme get this straight: he gets a quote from the NYT, albeit a not particularly positive one, gets all that bump in readership and hits, and the first, THE FIRST, thing he does is not to post a thought piece explaining his position thoughtfully and thoroughly, so that people who might want to find out more about his position can satisfy their curiosity, or even a piece more generally showcasing his views to potential regular readers, but to obsessively stalk and attack Reppie?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's become an ASFL! Asshat!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reppie, you should probably thank the AssProf for the collateral hits your blog has seen because people were too shocked to believe he'd be that stoopit!
All of you, progressive asshats so hung up on prestige and credentials.
Followed soon after by the expected:
Ph.D. in Political Science. Associate Professor of Political Science. Happily married, 17 years, and father of two. And a top 100 blog.
You forgot to mention: tormented, closeted gay man with anger management issues.
Professor Don, full of bluster.
Harmless as a feather duster.
By the way, I forgot to point out that when calling someone a "fucking dolt" for a misspelling ( because you've got nothing else) you misspelled Murphy as Muphry. How ironic. How Muphry of you, but no, I won't call you a "fucking Dolt" because that would imply something you're probably not getting much of. at least a fucking laughingstock is fucking none the less. Beats what you do, don't it?
But Jesus - do you know how many cut-rate PhDs are out there driving trucks? Do you think most of us haven't been quoted in papers and magazines and yet we don't go around boasting. I've been interviewed on TV for Christ's sake. I've been on the radio half a dozen times about various issues. Sure, call me a liar, but we know it's only because you can't handle the truth. The truth being that the only thing big about you is your anger.
So you have a wife and kids -- wow, I mean nobody has those! What a man! What a BIG man!
Did you get beat up on the playground for being fat and effeminate? Did they call you Donald Duckless? It has to be something like that.
We all know it's impossible to win an argument with someone who isn't actually arguing, Mister Commune-nutty College perfesser. It's also impossible for you to win, because you're not actually making any point and you have no points to make - just insult and slander and school-boy dirty words and empty, hyperbolic accusations and hysteria about typos -- all issued at a safe remove.
That's why I'm not trying to win and why you have to keep distracting from the fact that you have nothing -- that's why I'm only here to laugh at your macho posturing about your incredible bulk, or whatever you call your little pal.
Did they beat you up and call you names? Liar, maybe? Some racist shit? Wouldn't be surprising, but it wasn't me, you know. I'm just a softhearted liberal, fool enough to have come to your aid. Between attempts to impose a tyrannical police state, that is.
of course - I mean what can you expect?
Community college. I guess we all know what a commune is and that you must teach Communism there so here's the proof right here that you're a LIARLIARLIAR!!!!!! (Should I add in shit, piss, cock sucker, motherfucking dolt to sound more macho and like the BIG boys?) Hmmm.
See how easy and fun it is to be like Donny Douglas? Wheeeeeee! I'm donald the Great and all y'all have little dicks! Wheeee! And I'm all about Power! American POWER and Glory and world domination and doncha all forget it!
Sorry, say what it may on your cesspool of a website, the Fogg of your wet dreams and slimy description is only a dream.
But ou really don't speak with any authority at all, even amongst Republicans and before you launch into another canned tirade, yes, I've been one, financed several and have numbered Republican Governors and representatives as friends and family members.
( I know, I'm making it all up and you're really Donald the mighty with his invincible Pee HD - yeah sure, I know.)
And as to anonymity, that sounds cheap coming from someone selling hate and anger and tales of persecution. But yes, we're all closet fascists, we Liberalprogressive tyrants and yes, Poland really did attack Germany just like all those Jews out ther protesting are anti-Semitic and of course as the Liberal you insist I am, I really only want to get my lazy liberal hands on your vast wealth so I can upgrade my trailer and drink Bud all day - of course, because if that weren't true, and I weren't lying, why then Donald old sod - it would have to be you lying and lying and lying like a drowning man thrashing out his last breath in very deep water.
And what a pleasant vision that is.
"And, that's the retaliation I was talking about, you big fucking pussy."
I thought I was little. Oh, so teeny tiny little. Which is it, old pal?
Do you really think you're as bright as Professor Butz? I think his book, on a subject about which he had no credentials whatsoever was so full of unfounded speculation as to be offensive for that lack of academic rigor alone. To fly over Dachau in a jet and insist that he didn't see ovens? Draw your own conclusions. but he's very good at what he does. Brilliant actually.
I wasn't too pleased when they firebombed his car, (that's retaliation.) I would have preferred to see his writing disproved and rebutted - as yours most constantly is, but you'll have to admit he was seen - and still is - as a danger by survivors of a movement which came to power on raging rhetoric strangely familiar to your unwilling readers.
I'm aware that this blog is not friendly to you, but you need not appear here any more than you need to pursue imagined enemies for years and years, quotes and obscenities at your side in a quick draw holster, spoiling for a fight: any more than you need to use your web space to do nothing but cry havoc and false accusations.
And thank you for catching my typo. It's very good that you're familiar with the correct spelling of anti-Semitism even if you are silly and nasty enough to use that as in indicator of idiocy in my case but to ignore it in your own case. (see Muphry above) I shall be certain to return the favor with requisite obscenity and sexual references in perpetuity, or would you see that as retaliation and weep for your wounded pride? Or maybe rage about in the storm like some short haired Lear?
I certainly don't participate in what anyone but you would call retaliation, but then
I'm not as worried as you that I've stepped over the line of common decency. You in fact, have good reason for retrospection and introspection. At this point I worry for the public at large and for students taught by you. I think you sound dangerous. I almost expect to see you in some headline some day.
I have no problem with people being called to task for harm they might have done to others. As an educated man, you certainly can distinguish between justice and retaliation even if you're somehow unable to get any point across without behaving like a foul-mouthed and spoiled little boy with serious self-esteem and impulse control problems.
How this makes me improperly retaliative or dishonest in your eyes, is beyond me, but then I know more about electrical engineering than about abnormal psychology.
So do you think people need to know about how you express yourself or is someone "retaliating" for quoting you? You either stand behind your words or you have your nose rubbed in them. It's up to you.
Was it you who showed up out of the blue at The Impolitic raving about impotence and penises and stupidity and all that after a rather dry assessment of Mitt Romney? Seems odd that you could dare to accuse anybody of excess after that repetitive example of your obsessive and obscene program of hounding and punishing anyone who writes anything you disagree with. The only reason I'm here is that you were there.
Frankly I think you're so far beyond the bounds of responsible civilized behavior that some public light should be shed on it and you know it because you wouldn't be squirming and squealing about persecution if you didn't know damn well how inappropriate it is for a teacher of young people to be what you are. You've got a body of "work" out there and it speaks for itself and it doesn't speak well of you.
( I know, I'm making it all up and you're really Donald the mighty with his invincible Pee HD - yeah sure, I know.)
Pee HD. I'm so stealing that...
Be my guest! I've decided - actually my attorney has decided - that it's best if I stay away from this - um, this person and besides. I've wasted enough time with him. You know, I need to spend more time with my communist and subversive and terrorist activities anyway. First things first, you know and besides, fatboy will do a good enough job of getting himself into trouble without my help.
He's just one of those things that afflict mankind - like syphilis, which are best avoided by avoiding certain kinds of people.
Captain, thanks for coming over and making such eloquent comments. Damn, you talk purtier than an Ass Prof of PoliSci!
SELF-DOUCHE FASCIST FOGG!!
See: 'Murphry's Law".
And classic that hate master RACIST = REPSAC = STALKER kind of just let Fogg's stupid response go without a correction. Hmm. How do you say it? Oh, dishonest. Right. That's Reppy Racist. No falsehood or slander is too demonic if it works to destroy Dr. D.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, rage-boy... But I don't generally correct spelling errors in the first place, and because you didn't provide the link (as I did, when YOU "corrected" that "error"), Fogg had no way of knowing what you were referring to, or that you'd actually (finally) gotten a clue and spelled it correctly...
Bwaaahaha.
Dishonest freak RACIST = REPSAC:
'Sorry, rage-boy... But I don't generally correct spelling errors in the first place...'
I didn't misspell anything, and no need to link since you're the one who always cites Murphry's law. Hence, you knew Fascist Fogg's entire comment was erroneous, but again, as long it's an attack on your hated enemy, fine by you.
You're a sleazy mofo, but what else is new? Well, actually, there is something new, but that's for later. Is there no depths to which you won't stoop in your campaigns of harassment?
Apparently not.
ASFL.
Don't be such a drama queen, Donalde...
There was no need to provide a link for MY benefit, because I knew what you were referring to... But you can't credibly expect Fogg to know what you were talking about, unless/until you provide the link---except perhaps in your world, where everything is fodder for a gotcha...
And sure, I could've let Fogg know what you meant... ...but he wasn't talking to me... You eventually got around to explaining what you meant...
And as far as the coming attraction, I've noticed you've been workin' on something, about your crazy specious RAAAAACIST!!! charge, unless I miss my guess... I look forward to reading and evaluating whatever it is you intend to vomit up...
(Hell, I was even kind enough not to point out that you spelled it "Murphy's" in your last comment, when from context we both know you meant "Muphry's..." ...or that you misspelled it "Murphry's" in your October 12, 2011 7:47 PM link, either...)
I guess I might've let Fogg know what you were referring to, if I'd posted any comments at all in between the time he called attention to your "misspelling" Murphy's Law and your posting the link explaining what Muphry's Law actually was/is... but since I didn't, and since he was talking to you, and you were talking to him, I fail to see why you believe it should've been my responsibility to explain what you meant, rather than your own... ...but then, you seem to blame me for a whole lotta things, don't you...
And I didn't even notice until now that you posted the wrong damned link, besides... Not Murphy's law, but Muphry's law.
Thanks for playing, Donald.
++++++++++++++++
For those wondering what this is all about:
Guilty as charged.
Donald 'Arlon' Douglas Makes Nihilist Spelling Error!!
Professor Douglas Catches "Nihilist" Spelling Error!
"And I didn't even notice until now that you posted the wrong damned link..."
Wrong.
The link includes the link to Murphry's. But this isn't about misspellings. This is about Fogg's false attack based on the correct spelling of Murphry's and you letting his error go so you could have yet another slam on your hated enemy, because you're obsessed with lies and hatred. Not truth and goodness.
You're a sick dishonest mofo. ASFL.
"The link includes the link to Murphry's."
Again, I'll assume you mean, to "Muphry's"
And if that's the story you want to go with--that you were referring to Muphry's Law, but posted a link to Murphy's Law because that page contained a link to Muphry's Law--I'll leave it for the readers to judge for themselves, though sure it sounds like bullshit to me...
"This is about Fogg's false attack based on the correct spelling of Murphry's..."
The correct spelling of Muphry's law doesn't contain 2 R's, and because it's far less well-known than it's cousin Murphy's Law (the correct spelling of which also only contains 1 R), it's mighty disingenuous (and kinda foolish) to expect him to know that you were referring to Muphry's Law (which is, after all, an intentional misspelling of Murphy's Law) without your telling him, say by providing a link directly to the actual Muphry's Law. (I trust you can figure out for yourself why a link to Murphy's Law wouldn't do the trick, even if the resulting page does contain a link to Muphry's Law.)
"...and you letting his error go so you could have yet another slam on your hated enemy..."
Dude, if you didn't give him a clue you weren't talking about Murphy's Law--and you didn't--he didn't make an error in the first place. At worst, he wasn't fully informed.
And since I wasn't in the conversation, it really wasn't my job to explain what you were talking about. It was yours... ...and Donald, with your Murphry's Law spelling and Murphy's law link, you did a pretty shitty job of it...
(Like I said, had I posted a comment at all in the time between when he pointed out your "misspelling" and when you responded to what he said, I might've explained what you were actually referring to... But I didn't, and I fail to see why you're holding me responsible for explaining what you meant to say...)
Keep trying to spin the story, though... It's fascinating to watch...
(And for the record, I prefer to call the thing "Hartman's Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation," because the whole idea is that folks who try to "one-up" others by calling them stupid or uneducated for making spelling errors, typos, or other simple writing errors tend to make spelling errors, typos, or other simple writing errors in their "one-upmanship" comment or post, in effect calling themselves stupid or uneducated... ...or hypocrites, when they try to explain and rationalize away their own "stupidity" or "lack of education...")
Fogg, please give my regards to Philip! He's a very good man and a very sharp lawyer. I'll see you...well, the usual place, I'm sure.
Kev, Fogg is without a doubt one of the finest bloggers in Blogtopia (© Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo) and clearly more level-headed than our AssSteamed visitor.
Little noticed in the quibbling over "Murphy's v. Murphry's" is that AssProf fucked even his own warped joke in the first post.
Look again, Donniebaby, you left an "r" out! In fact, it was the most important "r"!
"No falsehood or slander is too demonic if it works to destroy Dr. D."
Ecce homo or would Adventavit asinus be more fitting?
Demonic, to destroy! It makes wildest hyperbole look like understatement even were it not coming from someone who spends every shining hour demonizing and seeking to destroy -- someone sabotaging and scuttling his own career with every touch of the keyboard.
As I mentioned before, I came here because some middle aged underachiever tore into an article I wrote about Mitt Romney's assertion that God ordained the US to rule the world. In a nation supposed to be all about religious and political freedom, that is a very un-American thing to say, in my opinion, and of course the learned criticism by the learned professor consisted only of a vicious, if childish, romp through the halls of howling ad hominem.
No attempt is ever, ever made to engage in a discussion, scholarly or otherwise: to debate, to deliberate, to make any kind of point - ever and I'm sure we're all aware of that. If I were wont to ignore good advice and address him directly, I'd ask why this shouldn't be considered a cowardly cover up of an inability to do what professors are supposed to do, but discretion forbids.
So here we have a pudgy, sedentary 50 year old whose hobby is posing as a victim, basking in narcissism; and who hasn't accomplished much in life other than to have a little office job in a little school of little repute and just enough spare time to lash out at the world for not confusing his mediocrity with glory.
Raging about spelling errors, roaring like the cowardly lion about imagined conspiracies! Ecce Homo.
It really isn't just the intemperate language, if I may indulge in comic understatement, it's the arrogance to think that anyone really cares about such impotent rage, that anyone cringes at the wrath of the fat old man; the arrogance to think that sitting at Le Yacht Club at St Barts, watching the regatta -- sipping sherry at the Reform Club, someone old enough to be his father might feel inferior to the stuffed bear in his cubicle is a cosmic joke.
I'm not trying to sound like a big deal, but at his age I was rich, about to retire, able to give large amounts to charity, to be courted by politicians and recognized at places he's never been to and by people whose secretaries he'd never get past.
No, I'm not a big deal, I'm just very lucky, but none the less, the audacity of thinking I'll somehow have my breakfast by the pool, my evening drink at the yacht club disturbed by some adolescent, Lugosian BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! or by being called a "fucking dolt" by someone who makes little more than my gardener and spends his days in an office smaller than my dressing room is hilarious and almost awe-inspiring in its maniacal pathology.
Today he shall be lifted up and tomorrow he shall not be found, because he is returned into his dust, and his thought is come to nothing.
-I Macabees 2:23-
"AssProf fucked even his own warped joke in the first post."
Actually, it's the one and only time AssProf spelled the word correctly. Muphry's Law is an intentional misspelling of Murphy's Law, but whether Murphy's Law or Muphry's Law, there is only one letter "R" in the word.
As generally happens when Dr. Douglas climbs on his high horse of spelling, he himself spelled something wrong (repeatedly, in this case, not to mention providing the wrong link for Muphry's Law) and fell flat on his ass. That's the karma of "prescriptivist retaliation" (or Muphry's Law) in a nutshell.
Murphy's Law - Anything that can go wrong, will.
Muphry's Law (AKA: Skitt's Law, Hartman's Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation, (or The Law of Prescriptive Retaliation], The Iron Law of Nitpicking, or McKean's Law) - If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written. -- And as I said above, it's Hartman's Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation that makes Muphry's more of a karmic cautionary tale for internet grammar cops, spelling nazis, and similar dolts and douchebags.
My secret plan to pump Frontier Communications by planting rumors of it being aquired by AT&T on Twitter will make me as rich as Captain Fogg.
Unfortunately my purchase of all those shares of Frontier Communications made me as poor as Donald Douglas. One damn week too early. Shit!
That's the karma of "prescriptivist retaliation" (or Muphry's Law) in a nutshell.
The Welsh call it "Llap Goch". A far more useful term in that Donnie couldn't spell it if you spotted him the second "L"
OK, Muphry's is not Llap Goch, but it's close enough for an AssProf...
How do you match with Barcelona, Sevilla?
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