"This wasn't as bountiful a spread as we usually lay out. My wife had to be at work at 2:00pm. She's an assistant store manager at a major national arts and crafts retailer. I'd mention the name, but it's not worth having my wife's life threatened by the likes of Walter James Casper III and his demonic progressive totalitarians."Is anyone the slightest bit surprised that this is how Donald spends his holidays? Lashing out, unprovoked, at folks he disagrees with politically or socially? Could there be anything more sad?
My reply, in any case:




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Heh heh, his wife spread out....heh heh...
As if we couldn't figure out where she works just from the clues alone, AssProf. That alone ought to tell you there's nothing personal about this but what you wanna make it out to be, son.
Oh. the reason I dropped by this morning. Almost forgot.
Reppy, Kev, Truth, et al. I just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving (belated) and holiday season. You guys were an huge source of comfort when AssProf decided to be a dick with me, and while we part company on my INDIVIDUAL AND IN NO WAY COLLUDED RESPONSE, you guys have had my back and my respect this entire year. Thanks again.
Happy Belated Thanksgiving and an even happier Black Friday to all you nihilists.
Donald, sorry to hear your bounty wasn't as plentiful as you'd have liked and that your wife had to work to support the bounties of the rich and famous 1%ers. Maybe you should have spent the afternoon at an Occupy gathering.
BTW, your wife has likely suffered enough from marriage to you without anyone threatening her life. She has only our sympathy.
And if she asks, our phone numbers.
I hate Thanksgiving. I wanted pizza. The family wanted turkey. I wanted to go to the local arts and crafts store for Black Friday. They wanted to go to Kohls.
Nobody ever does what I want around here. Fuck all of you. Except Carl who at least respects me.
Bah. Fuck him too.
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