A Last Gift To Professor Douglas

Being the kind, gentle and empathetic soul I am, I can't leave the Nutty Professor without a kind parting gift. And what neocon heterosexual male wouldn't appreciate the fantasy of two neocon hotties like Bertha and Donetta.


Don's given me far more enjoyment than perhaps anyone else on the American Nihilist roster and it's commenters. Maybe that's why he's shied away from engaging me. He has no way to penetrate my shields of truth, wisdom and humor. This does give him more energy to fantasize about penetrating Bertha and Donetta and for that Donald I say, you're welcome.


Don's been smarting for nearly two years since I defeated him with my "Shithead Gambit." I told him he was a shithead and declared victory over him and his neocon forces of shitheadness. He never recovered. And his pathetic "banning" of me was in fact his way of surrender while trying to save face with other neocon shitheads.




I abandoned the cerebral approach of engaging with righties years ago. You cannot reason intellectually with someone who thinks Michelle Bachman has an IQ higher than the average turnip. Just you can't argue with someone who has no health insurance and is against universal health insurance. They're idiots.


To sum it up though, I really think Don's idiocy is not in believing all the crap he spouts on his blog and wherever else he goes. I really don't think he believes all that crap. He just saw it as a way to achieve fame or some measure of success in a field that in reality is of no benefit to mankind. And seeing as how righties will go anywhere in their attempts to affirm their deluded ideas, Don figured he could cash in on their bigotry and ignorance. From what I've seen from those who have visited Don's blog, Don's financial situation is not in the best of shape. And while I wish nobody financial hardship, it is telling that Don is struggling while kooks like Eric Ericson and Andrew Breitbart seem to be doing well.


Just as Reppy has decided to end his posting at AN, perhaps Don should end his at American Power. It's doing him no good. Pam Gellar isn't going to show him her naughty bits. Mitt Romney isn't going to have him as his guest at the republican convention. And Jerry Brown will continue to cut funding which puts Don even loser to the unemployment line.


So Professor, ride off into the sunset with Repsac. Make sure you're resume and list of job references are in order. Practice saying "Would you like fries with that" and always remember Bertha and Donetta will be here for you.